Lesbian princess obsessed with Disney. I'm a make up artist/stylist in Los Angeles. My blog isn't really dedicated, I reblog anything that speaks to me.
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There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
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How to handle a drunk girl passed out on your couch.
seriously have so much respect for this
the fact that anyone would do anything other than this is ridiculous
I love this Ohmygod
This is beyond perfect
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| Professor: | Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years? |
|---|---|
| Like 3 people: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | Who plans on never getting married? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | *points me out* why? |
| Me: | It's illegal. |
| Professor: | touche. |
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
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